Last weekend, I decided to do some work in my "forest" better know as my backyard or as they would say here my garden. To give you a little background, I think it has been a while, since my "forest" has been maintained. Whoever was here before me piled small piles of twigs everywhere, on the fence line, by the garage... everywhere. They also never raked the leaves and did not touch the pine needles.

So, I had the bright idea to burn the debris. I also need to mention it was drizzling outside making the fire seem like a good option, yet a challenge. After I decided to burn the debris, I went to my handy friend google and tried to look up if it was legal or not the burn in town in The Netherlands. I could not find anything, all I could find was a blurb about nuisance laws and it said if the smoke interferes with the neighbors then they can call the police.
So, out I went, I lilt a small fire, wishing all along I had lighter fluid or gas. To say the least, the fire was LAME. I got sick of the small lame fire, so decided to pile a bunch on pine needles and debris on the small fire to suffocate the fire and go inside.
I went inside to take a shower. I looked out the bathroom window to my surprise, there was a HUGE plume of white smoke. I knew then I was going to jail.
To end the story, my smokey fire burned all night and no one turned me into the police. I am not going to attempt it again without calling legal first.
In a country where pot is legal I thought for sure I was going to jail for a backyard fire. Next time, I am going to let the gardener deal with the garden.
Despite the gardener's best intentions, Nature will improvise. ~Michael P. Garafalo